So I thought I had a good night's sleep last night, then I just noticed (at 12:30pm after being at work since 7:45) that I am wearing BROWN trouser socks with my black shoes and gray pin-stripe pants. Lovely.
The real problem was that I didn't pick out the socks last evening when I laid out my outfit, rather I fumbled for them in the dark this morning because the Hoos sleeps later than I do. I have no explanation of why it took me half a day to notice.
I am now sockless.