Monday, October 5, 2009

I Never

Remember that drinking game where you would go around and announce things that you had never done and anyone who had done something you hadn't would have to take a drink? Well, this is like that, but not really.

I never thought:
  • I would let my one year old eat candy (and then I had a second child)
  • Bribery would be my primary strategy (and then I had to try to get a three year old to take Dimetap)
  • Sleeping until 8am would be considered late (and then I had children)
  • Chasing would be my main form of exercise (I never was much of an exerciser though)
  • Singing in public wouldn't be embarrassing (especially when you have a trio)
  • I would be one of those moms that opens items in her grocery cart while still shopping (until I had to keep my one year old occupied so she wouldn't bust out of the grocery cart)

Really, I never thought it would come to this.

3 comments:

3XMom said...

oh my gosh - that is EXACTLY me! I do every one of those things. All the time! I'm so glad not to be alone!

nallman said...

I thought I'd never give in and feed my cranky toddler popcorn and yogurt for dinner. Yup, I'm not proud.

Tiffany said...

I so hear you!!