I am one day shy of 32 years old and yesterday I realized for the first time that HEELS MAKE YOU LOOK TALLER AND THINNER. Seriously, folks. I am five feet tall, I understood the concept of heels, but never did I realize that they could be truly transformative. Too bad most of my heels are open-toed. Now I have to spend my birthday money buying closed-toed heels to keep the illusion up all winter long.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
A Revelation
I am one day shy of 32 years old and yesterday I realized for the first time that HEELS MAKE YOU LOOK TALLER AND THINNER. Seriously, folks. I am five feet tall, I understood the concept of heels, but never did I realize that they could be truly transformative. Too bad most of my heels are open-toed. Now I have to spend my birthday money buying closed-toed heels to keep the illusion up all winter long.
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3 comments:
Happy early birthday! I'm five feet also and I used to have a roommate who was 5'8" and she would YELL at me everytime I left the house w/out heels on. It has been drilled into my head that SHORT GIRLS MUST WEAR HEELS!
The trick is to find ones that don't kill your feet..!
Happy Birthday!!! We should go out and celebrate!
Happy Shopping!
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