So, I just got puked on. I am sure there is a technical difference between "throwing up" and "spitting up" and I have a feeling it has to do with quantity. I don't care that Dee was only regurgitating breast milk - it still sucks.
To make matters better, at the time LP was insisting she had a boo-boo. Which was really just glue stuck to her fingers that she had put there by playing with a glue stick. So, instead of cleaning myself and Dee up I sat and patiently prodded the sticky substance off of LP's little digits. And she still refused to go and get me a burp cloth.
I am such a rock star.