- "Mommy, AK doesn't drink out of your boobies anymore. Who drinks out of your boobies now? How do you get the milk into your boobies? Can I see?"
- "Mommy cows have udders, not boobies!"
- In response to Daddy asking how she got so beautiful, "From Grandma!" I guess my coaching to respond that it was from Mommy hasn't worked yet.
- "How come it makes your head hurt when I scream?"
- "Where are the staples so I can hang my project on the wall?"
- "Elephants eat pea-NUTS! It sounds like penis, but it isn't."
Lord help me.