So it is now 2:45 in the afternoon. I just got back from what must have been at least my third trip to the ladies room. And it wasn't until this trip that I realized that MY PANTS WERE ON BACKWARDS.
In my defense, I wear maternity pants. They have belly bands. It is not like the zipper and button were on my back. But I have noticed all day how there was a seam running up my belly. I just tried to write it off as a fact of maternity clothes. But no, I can't blame my black Gap trousers. I am a moron. At least for today.
Wenderina, I am sure you are disappointed that you weren't in the office to laugh at me in person. You probably would have noticed and steered me right!