| Hello | Goodbye |
| Daily bloody noses | |
| Beautiful, round, full, achy boobs | Saggy breasts from nursing |
| Luxurious, shiny hair | Constant shedding and residual PPHL |
| Elastic waist bands | Waistline |
| Constant thirst and bathroom visits | Caffeine and sushi |
| Feeling pudgy | Caring about looking pudgy |
| Empire waist shirts that make you look pregnant | Form fitting clothing |
| People treating you nicely | Getting hit on (like that ever happens) |
| Rude people in my space/face | Modesty and privacy |
| Rude questions e.g., "Was this planned?" | Questions about when we will start working on the next one |
This is just a start, let me know if you have any additions!
4 comments:
Well, thank goodness I never had the bloody noses! You forgot Hello: Husband and any other guy in the world staring at your engorged breasts... and your shirts not fitting anymore leaving you to wear baggy shirts all the time.
THAT. IS. HILARIOUS.
Here's one - Hello: cranberry biscotti. May that be your craving throughout your pregnancy. Yum. (Yes, I have a one track mind.)
THAT. IS. HILARIOUS.
Here's one - Hello: cranberry biscotti. May that be your craving throughout your pregnancy. Yum. (Yes, I have a one track mind.)
Hello eating what I want - Goodbye having to too worry about weight.
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