LP: Mom,. I want to marry Jacob. But he said no.
Me: Well, maybe he has plans to marry someone else. Or maybe he isn't ready. Why do you want to marry Jacob?
LP: Because I love him. Isn't that why you married Daddy?
LP: [unintelligible mumbling from her room]
AK (from snuggled next to me in bed): On no! [LP] needs help! SUPER [AK] TO THE RESCUE!